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I am jealous of the relationship the Boston Red Sox fans have with New York Yankees fans. I wish the Cubs fans and the Sox fans in this city would pay attention. It's not what you think. I get tired of hearing them fight over Babe Ruth, A-Rod, Jeter or whatever it might be this week. I am sick of seeing them positioned on sports news shows as the story in baseball. Give me a break already with that nonsense. I grow tired of it. But this practical joke is different. It's two winning teams jawing at each other. It's classy organizations, with classy fans that show up to the polo match and switch the sugar for the salt during tea time. It's what happens when you both are great teams. You're both winners now. No need to fight it out like hooligans at a soccer match.
The fans elevate their game as well. No need to tell mother jokes any longer, Boston got their series. It was sweet as hell too. Insurmountable odds! Textbook finishes, and a fantastic comeback. So what if it was 80 years in the making. All it took was one win, and the nastiness vaporized. I don't claim there is more mutual respect between these teams, cities, or fans. There probably isn't. But winners jaw at each other differently. They argue about how many championships they have. The rivalry seems different now. Boston is an upstart team that isn't going to let the Yankees step on them.
This is starkly different in Chicago for a number of reasons. First, we are cross-town rivals. We are also in two different leagues. That keeps us from really building a solid rivalry. Cubs fans and Sox fans hate each other because of the opposite ends of the city are so different. The North siders are a bunch of Land Rover-loving yuppies who care about “hooking up” at the ballpark than the actual game. The Southsiders are blue collar, pick-up driving, trashy stiffs. They go to games to get away from all the drywall dust they breathe in while at work. How wrong both sides are. What we both are is a bunch of losers. Mediocre at best, and that only shows up as frequently as Haley's comet. The bottom line is that we trash talk about how crappy each other's ballparks are. We don't argue over our championships. We don't have any. We take low blow cheap shots at each other. How many times have we heard about corked bats, or wife beatings, or jokes about the Cuban National Team playing on the SouthSide (that one is new). Wrigley is a dump, the food sucks. The Cell is appropriately named. Crap like that. If we ever held a contest like the one mentioned in this article do you think we could avoid cracks like these? No. When your teams are crap, you have to resort to things like “The beer sucks at Wrigley” or “It's easier to park at the Cell”. I look forward to the day when we can crack jokes like “Only 1 more championship to catch up!”